Christmas 2004

Since no one has formally written the story about the Christmas Party on December 11, your intrepid editor will attempt to recreate the scene via rumor and innuendo! All in all it really was a hoot, with some added spice. Of course, the ham that CAPS provided was delicious as usual, with side dishes equally delectable (see recipe below). Thanks to those who came early to set up the tables at CYC Leschi — especially Barb Jenkins who couldn’t even come to the party because of a family birthday party. If you remember, Dick Eagle, our newly elected Commodore, had threatened that the last one to arrive had to be Santa Claus. Wouldn’t you know that it was a new member, Gary Wilson, who was last, and Dick didn’t have the heart to make him put on all the duds on his first year out. Sooo, he waited until everyone was well-fed and even better lubricated, and asked for a volunteer. Yup, it was Shari Smith who donned the regalia and invited all to sit on her lap. Well, from then on the party only got more fun. The serious and silly boat gifts were lovely, and made their way around the room, often being swapped for a better one. However, the big question was, “Who will end up with the fish-cleaning tray?” Last year it was Bob Armstrong. We understand that a large package enclosed a smaller package which held a tiny package, and there was a note inside leading to the hall, and the ubiquitous tray. It hasn’t been revealed how it ended up with her, but Linda Loux has it now. She’s threatening to retire it from contention because of the limited storage on her houseboat, but don’t bet on it! Just wait until next year!